Post by lantian on Aug 3, 2008 19:28:21 GMT -5
Bambi
George and Harriet were married twenty-five years. They decided to celebrate with a trip to
China travel. When they entered the
china travelcasino and registered, a sweet young woman
dressed in a very short skirt, became very friendly. George brushed her off rather rudely.Harriet
objected, "George,she was nice, that young womanin the
China tour, and you were so rude.""Harriet, she's a
prostitute." "I don't believe you. That sweet young thing?" "Let's go up to our
Beijing tour and I'll prove it."
In their China hotel, George called down to the desk
and asked for Bambi to come to room 1217.
"Now," he said, "you hide in the china tours with the door
open just enough to hear us, okay?"
She did. Soon, there was a knock on the door.George opened it and Bambi walked in, swirling her
hips provocatively.
"So, I see you're interested after all," she said.
George asked, "How much do you charge?" "$125 basic rate, $100 tips for special services."
George was taken aback. "$125! I was thinking more in the
[urlf=http://www.absolutechinatours.com]Tibet tour[/url] of $25."
Bambi laughed derisively. "You must really be a hick if you think you can buy sex for that price."
"Well," said George, "I guess we can't do business. Goodbye."
After she left, Harriet came out of the Yangtze River
Cruise . "I just can't believe it."
George said, "Let's forget it. We'll go have a drink, then eat dinner."
At theShanghai tour , as they sipped their cocktails,
Bambi came up behind George pointed slyly at Harriet, and said, "See what you get for $25?"
George and Harriet were married twenty-five years. They decided to celebrate with a trip to
China travel. When they entered the
china travelcasino and registered, a sweet young woman
dressed in a very short skirt, became very friendly. George brushed her off rather rudely.Harriet
objected, "George,she was nice, that young womanin the
China tour, and you were so rude.""Harriet, she's a
prostitute." "I don't believe you. That sweet young thing?" "Let's go up to our
Beijing tour and I'll prove it."
In their China hotel, George called down to the desk
and asked for Bambi to come to room 1217.
"Now," he said, "you hide in the china tours with the door
open just enough to hear us, okay?"
She did. Soon, there was a knock on the door.George opened it and Bambi walked in, swirling her
hips provocatively.
"So, I see you're interested after all," she said.
George asked, "How much do you charge?" "$125 basic rate, $100 tips for special services."
George was taken aback. "$125! I was thinking more in the
[urlf=http://www.absolutechinatours.com]Tibet tour[/url] of $25."
Bambi laughed derisively. "You must really be a hick if you think you can buy sex for that price."
"Well," said George, "I guess we can't do business. Goodbye."
After she left, Harriet came out of the Yangtze River
Cruise . "I just can't believe it."
George said, "Let's forget it. We'll go have a drink, then eat dinner."
At theShanghai tour , as they sipped their cocktails,
Bambi came up behind George pointed slyly at Harriet, and said, "See what you get for $25?"